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i cant stop laughing help
I take public transit a lot and some days I guess my brain and my mood are feeling some kind of way because every person I see looks horrible and clammy and like they would smell bad if you got close enough and just wrong in every way. I look at this person’s face and I think, oh here is that very thin line between how odd and gross we humans are and how unique and beautiful we can be.
Got $2600 back in loan refund and used it to pay off my credit card debt.
Using loans to pay off other loans.
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.
I’m dubious. I should read a passage:
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.
i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.”
baby goats playing on other animals
when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled
“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )
*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*
Cool Jesus at Chicago pride